Bow-hough’d, hein-shin’d, that incel Burns
on Cheeto’d sheets lays wheezing, prostrate,
red faced virgin, dour and din
consumed in rabbish web debate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
His room awash in resin figures,
forbye a pillow shap’d of a maid,
the tarnish’d pine o\u2019 brittle shelves
with unboxed Funko Pops display’d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
His forays into Ceithir-Chan
have wrought philos’phie, iron cast:
In life, a race 10,000 miles,
fedora-tippers finish last.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fingers sprattle oily keys
aboon laptop perched on rattling chest
“Facts dinnae care about yer feelings”
Shapiro sentiment, expressed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The gnash of teeth and harsh rebukes,
were deafening as Burns transcribed,
“That ‘Charlie\u2019s Angels’ film woz shit,
the Metascore was justified.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That incel Burns comes hostin, hirplin’
\nthe asklent meme-Laird, prolific troll,
\nHis dwelling may be scant and scrim
\nbut spotless ‘twixt his heart and soul.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bow-hough’d, hein-shin’d, that incel Burns on Cheeto’d sheets lays wheezing, prostrate, red faced virgin, dour and din consumed in rabbish web debate. His room awash in resin figures, forbye a pillow shap’d of a maid, the tarnish’d pine o\u2019 brittle shelves with unboxed Funko Pops display’d. His forays into Ceithir-Chan have wrought philos’phie, iron cast: … Read moreThat Incel, Burns<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tonks.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tonks.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tonks.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tonks.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tonks.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=151"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.tonks.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":153,"href":"https:\/\/www.tonks.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151\/revisions\/153"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tonks.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tonks.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tonks.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}