Maybe it feels like being born. I’m hanging, listless, with only the sound of my heart in my ears, beating with an arrythmia that offers little comfort in this complete absence. My eyes open and the void remains. Impenetrable darkness. I fancy I see my hands as I bring them in front of my face, … Read moreCarnivalis
Bow-hough’d, hein-shin’d, that incel Burns on Cheeto’d sheets lays wheezing, prostrate, red faced virgin, dour and din consumed in rabbish web debate. His room awash in resin figures, forbye a pillow shap’d of a maid, the tarnish’d pine o’ brittle shelves with unboxed Funko Pops display’d. His forays into Ceithir-Chan have wrought philos’phie, iron cast: … Read moreThat Incel, Burns
We landed in Marrakesh on Thursday evening, and after a brief stop at customs and a knuckle-whitening taxi ride found ourselves at the hotel: a four-star riad in the center of the old city. The room was overly spacious. All mosaic, arched doorways and blackout curtains. On the bed a single rose had been placed, … Read moreThe Slights
In March of the year 2019 humanity came inches from extinction when an extraterrestrial threat (that looked something like the grey humanoids from science fiction) came to Earth with hostile intent. Cities were levelled and many killed in the short conflagration that followed the invasion, against which the combined might of the world’s superpowers paled. … Read moreThe Problematic Boy Who Saved The World
Author’s note: Some creative license has been taken in the following article. There’s a video that did the rounds in the wake of The Greatest Showman’s release (“The Greatest Showman | “From Now On” with Hugh Jackman | 20th Century FOX”. 25 million views as of time of writing.) The video — prefaced with a … Read moreFrom Now On – Hugh Jackman Kills a Dream